Seeing as we don’t yet know what do with all our NYC time, I was hoping Vanity Fair’s slideshow trip through the city with Levi Johnston would provide some inspiration for anyone venturing in from the hinterlands. (Minneapolis and Milwaukee are only slightly warmer and more cosmopolitan than Alaska.) Unfortunately, it turned out to be two-thirds Levi actin’ hunky and one-third Levi posing in front of indeterminate New York landmarks. They could have at the very least put him on a horse to chase down a street thug driving a stolen cab through Central Park. Action!